And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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