Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
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