I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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