Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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