i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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