the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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