quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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