i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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