office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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