The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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