My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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