The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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