some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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