I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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