Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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