I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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