shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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