So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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