I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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