Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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