I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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