i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Randomize