my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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