My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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