I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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