If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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