Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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