She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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