Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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