you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Randomize
