I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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