Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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