Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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