Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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