Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
i am craving dick and cupcakes
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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