Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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