So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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