Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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