Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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