just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Randomize
