I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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