Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
Randomize
