Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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