that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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