he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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