I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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