dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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