love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
This couple is walking their pig around campus
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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