how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
