I don't usually arrange sex via text message
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
