Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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