i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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