I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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