I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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