you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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